(Source: thiskiderik, via atrikonna)
When i find myself in times of trouble
Greece comes on to me
speaking words of wisdom
alcohol is free
The worst thing that can happen to a human being is when you’re putting in The Flavour for your super noodles, but half the packet goes everywhere so all you’re left with is a tiny amount of flavour.
tbh i like madonna’s new look <3
(Source: treevillage, via zoot-allures)
I don’t have a ridiculous hangover, I’m just tired.
All was well.
EUROVISION WAS MINT
`AVM WAS MINT
EVERYTHING EQUATES TO FUCKING CLASS
I will never get over how hard I laughed the first time I saw this
Oh man the… the thing it was from named it and just the mention of the name will set me off now
None Pizza with Left Beef
none pizza with left beef is probably the funniest possible thing i can think of right now
the first time i saw this i literally cried for ten minutes and i still burst out laughing every time “none pizza with left beef”
Tonight will be complete.