YOU CAN (NOT) REBLOG

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swinubuh:

When i find myself in times of trouble
Greece comes on to me
speaking words of wisdom
alcohol is free

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The worst thing that can happen to a human being is when you’re putting in The Flavour for your super noodles, but half the packet goes everywhere so all you’re left with is a tiny amount of flavour.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lindsaylohangmyself:

tbh i like madonna’s new look <3

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I don’t have a ridiculous hangover, I’m just tired.

All was well.

ALL THE THINGS WERE PROPER CLASS

EUROVISION WAS MINT

`AVM WAS MINT

EVERYTHING EQUATES TO FUCKING CLASS

PROPER CLASS

thegreenhermione:

katherinebloginson:

frankenzned:

ollielephant:

I will never get over how hard I laughed the first time I saw this

Oh man the… the thing it was from named it and just the mention of the name will set me off now

None Pizza with Left Beef

none pizza with left beef is probably the funniest possible thing i can think of right now

the first time i saw this i literally cried for ten minutes and i still burst out laughing every time “none pizza with left beef” 

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• £11.19 70cl bottle of fine quality Glenns Vodka
• 3 cartons of pure orange
• Eurovision

Tonight will be complete.

ezekieru:

mynameismad:

i love this anime so much

Me too!

I HATE IT

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ruggedindividual:

silencetoaster:

Daisy’s the only person i know in the zexal fandom who loves Mr. Heartland so much she’s writing a huge fanfic focused on him and the creation of Heartland City

this is what my life has become

Can there be sexual tension between Mr Heartland and Dr Faker thrown in though.

Here’s the pitch - Mr Heartland and Dr Faker created Heartland City together, but Dr Faker was becoming distant and spending more time at work, neglecting Mr Heartland.